ACORN, the Masons, and the Illuminati

Of course I've been following the news about ACORN. Not only did they cause the financial meltdown by helping prostitutes and murderers qualify for home loans that they couldn't afford to repay and steal the election for Obama by registering ineligible voters, but if Glenn Beck is to be believed, ACORN and SEIU (Service Employees International Union) were complicit in the failure of New Orleans' levees after Hurricane Katrina. Connect the dots: ACORN's and SEIU's national headquarters are in New Orleans. Their founder Wade Rathke's brother Dale is an embezzler. As part of a massive coverup of Dale's and other crimes, they didn't fix the levees, allowing the flood waters to conveniently destroy all the incriminating documents in their files. Then Van Jones and his Color of Change organization tried to pin the blame on George W. Bush!I get all that. What I'm still not clear on is how ACORN fits into the New World Order. But am I the only one who's noticed that a company named Acorn Footwear manufactures the Mason Moc, a house slipper featuring a "comfort cushion insole heel to toe with padded arch support," whose leather bottom "accents a skid-resistant rubber driver outsole"?It gets worse. Another outfit, Acorn Tours, offers sightseers the opportunity to follow Robert Langdon's trail through Rome as "he battles a secret underground brotherhood which aims to destroy Vatican City with an antimatter bomb. This group, the Illuminati, was formed after the Church censured Galileo."ACORN and the Masons? ACORN and the Illuminati? Be very afraid...